Lifewine Podcast
An unscripted and NSFW comedy podcast about Lifetime movies...with wine! Stephanie and Rachel are different in almost every conceivable way except for a few key aspects: They love bad movies, they love hating romance, and they love wine. Join them along with Zach, their audio engineer and mediator, as they bring you a podcast about watching, critiquing, and laughing at Lifetime movies. The conversation always goes beyond the film; the best stuff is at the bottom of the bottle!
Episodes
101 episodes
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89 - Dying to Belong (1997)
It may be 5 o’clock somewhere, but here, it’s always Lifewine Standard Time! Join us as we discuss DYING TO BELONG (1997), starring Hilary Swank, Sarah Chalke, Jenna von Oÿ, and Mark-Paul Gosselaar. Much like the stinky dried flowers and spices...
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88 - Devil's Pond (2003)
This week, we celebrate the birthday of our own personal bad movie connoisseur, occasional guest host, and unfaltering ride-or-die bestie: Kris M! Kris has supported the show since the very beginning (if you’re looking for someone to blame), so...
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Episode 88
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87 - The Perfect Teacher (2010)
You’re traveling through another dimension; a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of morbid humor, irreverent commentary, and psychological dysfunction. Next stop: The Lifewine Zone! In THE PERFECT...
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Episode 87
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Patreon Rewind! Beyond the Bottom of the Bottle Presents: FEAR STREET: Part One - 1994 (2021)
The Trinity needed to take a small break from their recording schedule, so this week we are sharing last month’s Patreon-only episode, FEAR STREET: Part One – 1994. We apologize for having to take a knee, but we’ll be resuming our regular sched...
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86 - 10 Year Reunion (2016)
For the next installment in our back-to-school compendium, we present 10 YEAR REUNION (2016) starring Kacey Clarke, Kayla Ewell, Jillian Nelson, and Anya Engel-Adams. After five high school besties create their pre-graduation time ...
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Episode 86
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85 - Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy (2011)
You think the United States’ justice system is warped? Italy says, “Hold my chianti!” In AMANDA KNOX: MURDER ON TRIAL IN ITALY (2011), starring Hayden Panettiere, Marcia Gay Harden, and Vincent Riotta, we meet an American exchange student who f...
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Episode 85
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84 - Dead on Campus (2014)
What better way to celebrate back-to-school season than with an academic assassination? In DEAD ON CAMPUS (2014), starring Katelyn Tarver, Tamara Duarte, and Nicki Aycox, we learn the Greek life may not be that different from the Mafia. We’re r...
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Episode 84
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83 - Appointment For A Killing (1993)
In honor of the recent passing of a comedy and feminist icon, we bring you APPOINTMENT FOR A KILLING (1993), starring Markie Post, Corbin Bernsen, and Kelsey Grammer. Lifetime meets Dateline in a St. Louis Steak & Ale as we talk killer dent...
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Episode 83
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82 - Secrets of Eden (2012)
Imagine an alternate universe where Uncle Jesse leaves Full House, moves to Vermont, starts banging all the hottest ladies in town, then becomes the primary suspect in a murder case. In SECRETS OF EDEN (2012), starring John Stamos, Sonya Saloma...
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Episode 82
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81 - A Dangerous Date (2018)
This week, we delve into a veritable trope-o-copia of overacting, confusing relationships, and muddled motivations…but enough about your Lifewine hosts! Join us as we descend into A DANGEROUS DATE (2018), starring Jillian Murray, Brianna Joy Ch...
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Episode 81
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1:11:20
80 - A Lover's Revenge (2005)
Fact: In the Lifetime Movie Network universe, the 1990’s didn’t end until the late 2000’s. Proof: A LOVER’S REVENGE (2005), starring Alexandra Paul, William Moses, and Gary Hudson. A psychopath with too many names blames his battered wife’s une...
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Episode 80
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79 - Memories of Murder (1990)
In honor of Lifetime Movie Network’s 31st anniversary (and Lifewine’s two-year anniversary as a podcast!) we’re discussing the very FIRST Lifetime movie: MEMORIES OF MURDER (1990), starring Nancy Allen, Robin Thomas, and Vanity. This inaugural ...
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Episode 79
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78 - Death of a Cheerleader (1994)
Finally, the Trinity has been reunited in the studio! To commemorate this momentous event, we’re discussing “The One That Shall Not Be Named”, aka DEATH OF A CHEERLEADER (1994), starring Tori Spelling and Kellie Martin. Many false starts and st...
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Episode 78
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77 - Lethal Soccer Mom (2018)
This week, Stephanie and Rachel’s childhood PTSD is triggered as they examine LETHAL SOCCER MOM (2018), starring Sarah Grey, Christina Cox, and Tanya Clarke. Some parents will stop at nothing to ensure their child is the very best at what she’s...
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Episode 77
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76 - Jodi Picoult's Salem Falls (2011)
The Lifewine crew has been reunited (virtually)! Join us as we review Jodi Picoult's SALEM FALLS (2011), starring James Van Der Beek, Sarah Carter, and AJ Michalka. Small town secrets, witchcraft, and are we EVER going to talk about the semen??...
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Episode 76
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Patreon Rewind! Beyond the Bottom of the Bottle Presents: I CARE A LOT (2020)
Even the Trinity needs a break now and then…so this week, we’re sharing our Patreon episode from March of this year, I CARE A LOT (2020), starring Rosamund Pike, Peter Dinklage, and Eiza Gonzalez. Sometimes art is provocative, and sometimes it ...
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75 - The Babysitter's Seduction (1996)
When this train wrecks, it POURS. This week, the part of Zach will be played by Rachel as two-thirds of the trinity gather to discuss THE BABYSITTER’S SEDUCTION (1996), starring Keri Russell, Stephen Collins, and Phylicia Rashad. Grab your favo...
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Episode 75
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74 - Deadly Misconduct (2021)
This week, we encounter a film so atrocious that even its IMDB page has jumped ship! In DEADLY MISCONDUCT (2021), starring Anna Marie Dobbins, Louis Mandylor and Colt Prattes, we learn the true meaning of creative impropriety. More importantly,...
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Episode 74
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73 - Escaping Dad (2017)
Lifewine Podcast presents our greatest train wreck yet! Bestowed with a surprise scheduling misinterpretation, we shift gears mid-summary and even trade identities as we discuss ESCAPING DAD (2017), starring Sunny Mabrey, Trevor Donovan, and Ja...
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Episode 73
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72 - The Perfect Marriage (2006)
Do those who murder together, stay together? In THE PERFECT MARRIAGE (2006), starring Jamie Luner, William R. Moses, and James Wilder, we meet a woman whose love for her partner(s) is outmatched only by her love of ill-gotten gains. Stephanie h...
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Episode 72
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71 - Deep Blue Nightmare (2020)
Just when you thought it was safe to listen to Lifewine…We’re kicking off the start of summer with DEEP BLUE NIGHTMARE (2020) - aka SHARK SEASON - starring Paige McGarvin, Juliana Destefano, and Michael Madsen. This film is a treasure, complete...
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Episode 71
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70 - The Rachels (2017)
What’s worse than one Rachel? MULTIPLE RACHELS! Join your hosts as they dissect THE RACHELS (2017), starring Caitlin Carver, Daniela Bobadilla, and Madison Iseman. Is it a darkly comical satire? Or does it fall into the same trope-y trench as s...
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Episode 70
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69 - Tempted (2003)
This week, we mark an episode milestone with a film we’d anticipated to be sultry, erotic, and provocative: TEMPTED (2003), starring Virginia Madsen and Jason Momoa. We lose the paralegal account, but we DO get the go-ahead on “the project”! We...
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Episode 69
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68 - You Killed My Mother (2017)
This year for Mother’s Day, why don’t you give her the gift of REVENGE? In YOU KILLED MY MOTHER (2017), starring Carlena Britch, Ashley Jones, and Seamus Patterson, we meet a bad a** b**** whose goal is to dispense payback to those who failed t...
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